Ladies and Gentlemen introducing for the first time:

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AN EXCERPT FROM THE UNIVERSE PUMPED WITHIN THE VEIN, an Auto-Biography and internationally acclaimed play adapted from The Bible by TOW MINISTRIES, Intl.

IN THE BEGINNING IT WAS THE SACRED EMPYREAN LOVE SPHINCTER AT THE TOP OF THE UNIVERSE, AKA WHATEVER; AND THEN WHATEVER RELEASED THE GREAT SHOWERGASM AND FROM IT SPROUTED PUNCH TOWN AND IT’S INVERSE THE REVERSE ENTROPY CORPORATE TIMELINE, OR RECT.

AND PUNCH TOWNS LIGHTS WERE OUT AND IT HAS NO JE NE SE QUA TO IT, BUT YOU COULDN’T SEE IT BECAUSE IT WAS DARK DEEP DOWN IN THE CONCRETE CANYONS. AND SO THE SPIRIT OF THE SPHINCTER MOVED UPON THE FACE OF PUNCH TOWN AND IT GOT RECT.

3 AND WHATEVER SAID, LET THERE BE LIGHT, AND THERE WAS INCANDESCENT LIGHTBULBS, NOT THIS 120HZ PULSATION LED GARBAGE THAT’S SLOWLY MICROWAVING OUR EYES ABILITY TO DISTINGUISH CERTAIN WAVELENGTHS.

4-5 AND WHAT DO YA KNOW WHATEVER IT IS SAY THIS SPECTRUM OF LIGHT AND WAVELENGTHS AND SAID OK THIS ONE IS DEFINITELY ON THE MORE DESIRABLE SIDE OF THE SPECTRUM FOR THE INHABITANTS OF THIS WORLD AND I’M GOING TO SEGREGATE IT FROM WHATEVER ISN’T WHATEVER THE WHATEVER IS ASSOCIATED WITH IN WHATEVER REGARD SOMEHOW THANKS TO DUALITY.

6 AND THEN SUDDENLY IIKE A 2022 SOCCER PLAYER DYING MID GAME, THE SPHINCTER AT THE TOP OF THE UNIVERSE SHAT OUT A FIRM MATERIAL SUBSTANCE IN THE MIDST OF THE WHOLE RECT REALM AND IT CAUSED A BUNCH OF DIVIDED AND SPLITS AND PRETTY MUCH RECT WHATEVER GOT IN ITS PATH. WHEN IT SETTLED, THERE WAS LEFT TWO PARTS OF THE REVERSE ENTROPY CORPORATE TIMELINE, ONE BELOW THE SPHINCTERS PUNCH TOWN AND ONE ABOVE IT.

8 AND SO WHATEVER CALLED THE UPPER ONE RECT+ OR RECT HEAV AND THE NOTICEABLE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO WERE THE SECOND CALENDAR DAY.

9 SO WHATEVER TOOK THE JUICE OF THE REALM AND MOPPED IT AROUND UNTIL A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE APPEARED AND THAT’S WHEN THE ON LOOKERS OF THIS LITTLE GAME WORLD REALIZED WHAT THIS PLACE WAS ALL GOING TO BE ABOUT AND THEY GOT REALLY EXCITED AND STARTED LINING UP AT THE TICKET BOOTH TO TRY AN INCARNATION.

10 AND SO WHATEVER WHEN IT SAW THAT IT HAD MADE AN INSTANT VIRAL HIT IN THE COSMOS, DOUBLED DOWN ON IT ALL AND THOUGHT OF HOW DESIRABLE THIS LITTLE EXPERIMENT WAS TURNING OUT TO BE.

11 FROM HERE ON OUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST DETAILS, NOT ONLY OF THE PAINT BUT OF THE EVER INCREASING MADNESS OF THE PAINTER, AFTER SEEING THE INHERENT TIMELY VALUE IN HIS PIECE, (THINK OF THE OPPORTUNITIES, THE MONEY LAUNDERING, THE HOOKERS AND THE BOOZE! WHAT AN ENDLESS SAMSARA WHEEL OF PLEASURES WITH WHICH TO BE FRACTURED AND SHOT INTO, THIS WILL SURELY BE THE LESSON THAT SETS HIM FREE THIS....TIME) HE RUSHED AND GATHERED A BUNCH OF WEIRD DECORATIONS LIKE GRASS AND MORE LIGHTS AND SOME BIRDS. ESSENTIALLY ALL THIS WAS FOR THE MAN WHO WAS TO COME AND COME AGAIN. MORE ON THAT LATER. RIGHT NOW WERE ARE JUST FOCUSING ON THE SACRED EMPYREAN LOVE SPHINCTER AT THE TOP OF THE UNIVERSE’S STORY.

But before we continue, I’d like to offer a fabled story right here:

Hum Dum was a really great guy

Hum Dum had a great fall

And all the Angels and all the ascended masters

Couldn’t restore Hum Dum to where he was before

So Hum Dum realized he couldn’t do it himself.

This made Hum Dum sad, that he couldn’t get there from here

But then Hum Dum remembered

A Humunculous had stood up

And just like that, without a culpable bone in his body

HUM DUM started to VIBRATE LIKE A DRUM

And that is when Hum Dum knew he would be fine.

DONT FORGET TO STACK SILVER GUYS THE BACKS COLLAPSE SOON ACCORDING TO CONTROLLED OP GOV LIVE LEAKS and books LIKE THE CREATURE FROM JECKYLL ISLAND WHICH IS ALL VERY TRUE AND VERY GOOD TO KNOW AND VERY LIBERTY LOVING AMEN!!!!!

i know why nursery rhymes are artificially carried through time,

CON SIN